Don’t have balls? Get some for your car.

Another pet peeve of mine nursed along by too much time on the road: SUVs with nuts. I just don’t get it. By hanging this accessory from your truck, aren’t you perpetuating the popular wisdom that you’re compensating for a small penis with a ridiculously oversized vehicle?

 I was surprised to find so much competition in the manufacturing of these testicles:

Your Nutz

Bulls Balls

TruckNutz

Bumber Nuts

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