Do Lexus vehicles suck, or is it the drivers?

I had a job last year that required a pretty hefty commute. All that driving led to several observations about Colorado drivers.

A couple of things that really stood out to me was a) almost all Lexus vehicles in Colorado are white, and b) almost no Lexus drivers signal when changing lanes. As soon as I noticed the latter trend, I started to really watch as Lexus SUVs merged and turned and cut me off. Month after month, my theory held true. Maybe 5% would signal. As I drove, I would ponder, what could account for this? In my admittedly bigoted way, I thought, maybe these people figure that they’re special because they can afford to buy a Lexus, they don’t need to abide by the rules the rest of us follow. And I would sort of shake my head, and tsk my tongue, and sigh.

But I saw something this week that cast the shadow of doubt on my theory. First of all, I spotted a champagne colored (I’m guessing either Savannah Metallic or Bamboo Pearl) Lexus SUV driving down a major thoroughfare. Its right turn signal was blinking. Wow! I thought. Not all Lexus drivers chose white, and some use their signals!

As I watched, the Lexus continued down the middle lane, people in the right lane kept slowing down to make space for the Lexus to get over, but the Lexus just continued on, oblivious. 

Hmm….I thought. This is an interesting turn of events. I started to wonder, maybe Lexus turn signals are defective? Maybe they don’t turn on when you want them to, and turn on when you don’t want them to?

Finally, the Lexus got into the right lane. I watched carefully. You see, if you are accidently driving around with your turn signal on, and then you go to use the signal, you realize it’s already on and then turn it off after you make your move. But the signal stayed on.

Feeling generous, I gave the driver the benefit of the doubt. After all, maybe this driver was planning on turning right soon. So I kept watching. They continued to drive in the right lane, with the right turn signal blinking, for at least a mile before I lost sight of them. As I passed the vehicle, I caught a glimpse of the 40-something driver, who did have a pretty spaced out look.

I’m left wondering:

  • Do white Lexus vehicles have turn signals which don’t work, or do people who drive white Lexus vehicles feel superior to the rest of us?
  • Do other colored Lexus vehicles have turn signals which don’t click, or are people who drive other colored Lexus vehicles on too many prescription meds?

To answer the second question, I will have to observe more other colored Lexus vehicles and their turn signals. As far as the first one goes, I may never know. I don’t know anyone who owns a Lexus.

MisLEADing Tidbits

First off, Mattel has apologized to China and taken the blame for the recent recall of millions of toys. ABC News reports that Thomas A. Debrowski, Mattel’s executive vice president for worldwide operations, told Li Changjang, China’s product safety chief:

“Mattel takes full responsibility for these recalls and apologizes personally to you, the Chinese people, and all of our customers who received the toys.”

Debrowski acknowledged that the “vast majority of those products that were recalled were the result of a design flaw in Mattel’s design, not through a manufacturing flaw in China’s manufacturers.”

It remains unclear to me how this might change perceptions of the Lee Der Toys Company’s CEO, Zhang Shuhong, who commited suicide in August after Mattel found excessive amounts of lead in some of the toys Lee Der produced.

In other news, the LA Times reports that the California Department of Public Health is recalling 300,000 green and blue canvas lunch coolers with slogans encouraging people to be healthy, such as “Eat Fruits & Vegetables and Be Active.” Turns out, these lunch boxes, which have been given away since 2004, contain unhealthy levels of lead. Oops.

Disturbing: Your tax dollars in Iraq

While the mainstream media is covering Blackwater USA, yesterday’s Morning Edition shared information about British-based Aegis Defense Service. The company’s CEO, Lt. Col. Tim Spicer, has been involved in two international incidents while at the head of his previous “private security” company, Sandline: one which led to the overthrow of the government in Papau New Guinea in the mid 90s, and the other a possible violation of a U.N. arms embargo, bringing weapons into Sierra Leone in the late 90s. After that, Spicer laid low until 2004, when his new company, Aegis, was awarded a 3-year, $293 million contract with the U.S. government.

Since then:

In 2004, several senators, focusing on Spicer’s background, demanded the Pentagon investigate the contract. 

The Government Accountability Office subsequently investigated Aegis and faulted the company for not performing adequate background checks on its employees.

Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D-OH), said there are yet more concerns. “In November 2005, there was an Internet video that surfaced that showed an Aegis contractor firing wildly at civilian cars on an Iraqi highway to the tune of Mystery Train by Elvis Presley,” she said.

I have found a video which claims to be the footage mentioned above. {WARNING: disturbing, violent content.}

And now, in September 2007:

Aegis has been granted a two-year $475 million contract, the largest-single security contract in Iraq…. Aegis will oversee coordination of all other contractors in Iraq, and provide intelligence services and security for the Army Corp of Engineers.

These are the people we want running things for us over there, representing us to the world?

Babes with boobs!

That’s right, little hungry babies nursing!

When I see infants receiving the ideal nourishment for their cognitive, physical, and emotional growth, the furthest thing from my mind is “ewwww! That’s gross!”

Unfortunately, it would seem that Facebook feels differently. It would seem it is standing behind its decision to ban users for posting so-called “obscene” pictures of breastfeeding. 

Thanks to Mojo of a Mama for a great photo compilation which makes our society’s double-standards oh-so-clear. I mean, God forbid women use their breasts for anything besides selling stuff!

Alan Greenspan’s “Controversial” new book

The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Alan Greenspan’s new book is already sparking controversy. Which of the following statements shocks you?

  • “I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows: the Iraq war is largely about oil.”
  • “‘Deficits don’t matter’, to my chagrin, became part of Republicans’ rhetoric.”
  • “My biggest frustration remained [President Bush's] unwillingness to wield his veto against out-of-control spending.”
  • “The Republicans in Congress lost their way. They swapped principle for power. They ended up with neither. They deserved to lose.”
  • “Most troubling to me was the readiness of both Congress and the administration to abandon fiscal discipline.”

Perhaps these statements are only shocking because they came from a Republican? 

OJ Simpson: Dumb or Cocky?

So, OJ Simpson gets himself involved in an alleged armed robbery in Las Vegas on the very same day that “If I Did It” is published by the Goldman family, who were previously responsible for Simpson not publishing it.

As usual, I don’t know what Simpson was thinking. First and foremost, why would he write a book like this? Is he dumb or does he just figure he can get away with anything? Such a cocky attitude would certainly seem a natural response to his life since 1994:  

  • October 1995: Simpson acquitted of murder charges.
  • October 2001: Found not guilty after being charged with Road Rage in Miami, FL.
  • December 2001: Not charged for selling Ecstasy after his home is raided by federal agents.

You’ll want to point out that the civil wrongful death suit didn’t work out to his benefit. But the Las Vegas incident is sure to boost sales of the book. It seems that even if he doesn’t get the proceeds, he wants people to read it. So maybe he’s getting the civil judgement to work in his favor now.

Warren Jeffs: Dumb or Evil?

Warren Jeffs leads the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, a polygamist sect based in Southern Utah and northern Arizona. He is charged with two counts of rape as an accomplice for using his church authority to coerce an unwilling 14-year-old girl into marriage.

CNN.com has posted snippets of Warren Jeffs’s recorded sermons. Beware, the recording is potentially enraging to not-sexists, not-racists, and fans of the Beatles.

One tidbit in all the stories of the lifestyle of Jeffs and his followers is that the color red is banned, since it is thought to be the color of evil. 

However, after spending months on the FBI’s most wanted list, Jeffs was arrested when his red Cadillac Escalade was pulled over just outside of America’s most popular Sin City: Las Vegas, NV. Classic!

The dumbest person in the whole Jena 6 affair

And the award for the dumbest person in the whole Jena 6 mess has got to go to Roy Breithaupt. After three students hung nooses in a tree because some black students sat under it, he’s the superintendent who overruled Principal Scott Windham’s recommendation that they be expelled, and gave them three days of suspension instead. His reasoning? It was just an adolescent prank

First of all, if your school district has trees whose shade is reserved only for white folk, you’ve got a SERIOUS problem. If people start hanging nooses from them, that’s a sign you’ve let things go too far. A noose is a weapon, Mr. Breithaupt. If those students had brought guns to school, would you consider that a prank, too?

Meanwhile, Mychal Bell, one of the Jena 6, awaits sentencing after being convicted of aggravated second-degree battery, because his sneaker was ruled to be a weapon.

By the way, the dumb ass superintendent is making news again by banning “Free the Jena 6″ t-shirts.

Lirn Englesh or go home.

I found these comments after a news story about the first-ever Spanish-language presidential debate:

  • If you live in our country, learn the lauguage. And do not come here illegally. If you cross the border of my house, you will be looking down the barrel of a gun. So why is it ok to cross our borders illegally? Its not ok. Our scientific poll showed that all hispanic people do not want illegal alliens in our country. These stupid demo’s and libs are just pandering and looking for votes. Next week they will turn there backs on you. The cause of the week and weak. Say no to demo’s and libs.

  • THAT DISGUSTS ME THAT THEY WOULD CATER TO A POPULATION THAT DO NOT CARE ABOUT LEARNING THE LANGUAGE OF THE COUNTRY THEIR WORKING AND LIVING IN AND PROBABLY HAVING CHILDREN IN!

  • I won’t watch it that is for sure! First I don’t speak Spanish AND NEVER WILL and and candidate who shows up for this looses my vote – No if ands or buts.

In a different context I would be quite a bit more forgiving of these orthographic errors, but you know, the irony is just too poignant.  

No Pulitzer for mere meerkats

Thanks to Roy Greenslade for this item.

Several UK newspapers ran the story of a Longleat Safari Park meerkat named Monty who took photographs when a photographer left his camera in the enclosure. When the photographer returned, he found three new photographs on the digital memory card.

The accompanying pictures were of Monty with a Canon EOS 650, apparently looking through the viewfinder, with paw seemingly hovering over the shutter button. and two out-of-focus shots of Monty’s family members.

However, Barney Britton at Amateur Photographer pointed out that the Canon EOS 650 is a 20-year-old film-based SLR camera — no digital memory card.

You’ll probably want to hurry and click on Greenslade’s blog, above, to see the news stories before the newspapers pull them down!!

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